The Real Smell of Rain Drops

I was clearing my mail box when i come across this mail which I think is quite funny.. or say stupid la hahah... To translate in eng means (forgive me if i've translated it badly):

One day, Mai Dou (the pig's name) was attending a class at the kindergarten. Miss Chan (its teacher) saw the snow outside the window and starts quoting:

Snow falls from the sky instead of rain,

Snow becomes rain when it touches the ground,

Why not rain in the 1st place since its so troublesome.

Then, Mai Dou says:

Teacher eat rice instead of shit,

Rice becomes shit when it reaches the stomach,

Why not eat shit in the 1st place since its so troublesome.

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