The Real Smell of Rain Drops

WhaT WoMen WiLL dO If TheY HaVe A PeNis FoR A DaY~

I saw this email adult joke abt what a women will do if they have a penis for a day:

1. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

2. Get a blow job.

3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

4. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

5. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consitently.

6. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

7. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

8. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

9. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

Cool? hehe.. so funny.. i was just thinking.... if a man is gng to have breast for a day... i bet he'll be touching it 24hrs full!! muahahaha...

Anyway.. today's weather quite bad.. was raining early in the morning.. luckily i stopped when i went out to get lunch.. now it started again.. and its raining quite hard with thunder and lightning.. wat a sleepy day in office.. really hope i can teleport home and sleep for a few hrs and come back to work without anyone noticing! hahha..

*~Happenings Today~*

Ah dear's sick at home~ having flu.. hope he'll recover faster! then we can go out and play le~

JY's gng out with her mom today, hope the place they go is not raining, else will be so spoil mood sia~

Kk's having his bowling recruitment now, all the best for him~

Tong and Kk be gng for their uni's DND, hope they'll enjoy themselves~

I'm working at office, hope i can go home soon~

LitTLe RaiN DroP